WoTW: Lets get Loopy. (La Ivy) « Thread Started on May 15, 2008, 7:54pm »
*Takes place the night of the invasion*
It was a lonely night in Gotham, Duela usually spent these sorts of nights at a bar or something. Use a fake ID to get in, break the rules a little. So she wasn’t much of a superhero – Heck, she was barely even a villain, but that didn’t mean she couldn’t break some rules, right?
“Gimme a shot of…hm…lets see, well, what about some of that pink stuff. Oooh and some of that orange stuff! Green stuff too! Mix em together, we can name this new color elephantalopalistic.”Duela looked through the glass that the bar had arranged. It was like buying ice cream for Duela.
“WHOA! Kid, That’s some hardcore stuff, not quite sure you’re ready for any of that.” The bartender said while washing some of the shot glasses.
“Give them to me anyway! They are too colorful to resist! Maybe add some extra shots of the pink stuff. I like pink…” Duela smiled and put her nose on the glass casing once more. Until she was yelled at that is.
“Get your nose of the glass lady! Have your stupid drink, but I don’t want you going loopy in my bar!”
“Hehe! Okay! I’ll make sure my loopiness is down to a minimum!” Duela walked around the bar looking for a seat, where she then came across an empty seat.
Around her were thugs, criminals, cross-dressers, and all sorts of oddballs. She fit in perfectly! The seat she stumbled upon was right in the middle of a cross-dresser and a rough looking man that had so much stubble Duela had to try her hardest not to touch it.
“So…What did you to do to end up the way you look?” Duela broke the ice with the weirdest question she could come up with.
“I mugged an old lady.”
“My girlfriend broke up with me because she discovered she was a lesbian.”
“Interesting…,” Duela said looking around a bit. Those were the two creepiest replies she had ever gotten from a question in her whole entire life. She decided to play 20 questions with a different group of people later on in the night.
“So what’s your story, clown girl?”
“Well, wouldn’t you like to know…Hehe! Heck! I would too!” Duela laughed at her own joke so hard that the hardcore shot of whatever came out her nose. “YO WAITER, BARTENDER, FAT-FACE, WHATEVER! GET ME ANOTHER SHOT OF TIS! HAHAHAHAHA!” The drink had already been getting to her and she smiled with wide eyes at the others.
"Alright, so I’m like from this other ---,” Before Duela could say much else a woman with a thin figure and green skin had walked down the rows of seats and stopped by right next to Duela. The Cross-Dresser seemed slightly frightened and got up and ran out of the bar.
“So…why are you green. You a cross-dresser too? Oh, oh, and do you like 20 questions?”
Re: WoTW: Lets get Loopy. (La Ivy) « Reply #1 on May 15, 2008, 8:16pm »
Mother Nature, also known as Poison Ivy, slipped into the seedy bar easily. No man ever gave her trouble in these kinds of places, not even with the way she dressed. They were smarter than that. They all knew she had toxic kisses and she never hesitated in using them.
Her hips swayed as usual. And, as usual, most male eyes were set on her. A good porition of them were actually glares, but that was fine with her. She was getting attention and that's what she wanted ... Even in a dump like this. Who wouldn't want to be the center of attention in the midst of all this strange and 'evil'? She certainly did.
The vine vixen was pulled to a stop as some drunk wacko grabbed her arm. Hey, lady. Wha's say you's get out of that ... He needn't sat more. Ivy knew where he was going and put an end to any sexual advances for the night. If she wanted that, she would use pheromones. Her lips pressed against the beer-stained male, silencing his command. Within moments, his hand was off her and hitting the ground along with the rest of his corpse. No, thanks.
With her red curls bouncing behind her as she turned, the green goddess continued forward, choosing a seat next to a strange clown girl. Wait ... Not strange. Clowns she was used to. Her best friend was a clown. Now that she thought of it, Ivy hadn't seen the harlequin in quite some time. That couldn't be good. She frowned as she gave her drink order.
And promptly, said girl threw a small barage of questions her way. Blinking a few times, her emerald eyes stared blankly before turning away again. I'm green because I'm Mother Nature, She answered simply. That was perhaps the best way to describe her situation.
An eyebrow quirked at the third inquiry. 20 questions? Sure; I'm game. You askin'? There wasn't much to do tonight, so why not? She had done so with Harley on occastion if she remembered quickly. And it would be a good thing to get back into the groove should Ms. Quinn show up again. Hopefully, sans Joker.
Re: WoTW: Lets get Loopy. (La Ivy) « Reply #2 on May 15, 2008, 8:36pm »
‘Sure; I'm game. You askin'?
“Of course! My first question is something that might be obvious…but I’m too drunk right now to remember much of anything, including my skin color…Its purple, right? I know yours is green…it stands out like a lime! Ha ha ha ha! Anyways…aren’t you that lady that hangs out with Harley Quinn? Hasn't she been hanging out with that one Catwoman lady? Last I checked the two left Gotham and became a thing.” Duela laughed once more and then got a serious look on her face, then again, it was just another joke. It wasn’t much longer before she burst into laughter again.
“My second one is, do you like to party?! I do…I ish,” Duela became smashed, hence why she began slurring her words, “one great partyisher! Its night time and its time to go anywhere where they have neon lights on their signs! Are you down with this plan home sliggy sliggy…” Duela had to stop for a minute, she stumbled. “I’m drunk…ha! Anyways – Lets go out, Miss Harley Quinn can wait. I’d like to introduce you to me, Harlequin, spelled the correct way!”
Before the conversation progressed much more, Duela reached for Ivy’s hand and aimed herself towards the door, in a matter of seconds, she ran and burst through the glass door like it was the finish line.
And then…There was the shaking of the ground.
Duela fell to the floor for a minute, unsure if Ivy was even behind her. In the time of her blinking, in front of Duela was a mysterious, disgusting creature. Her eyes went wide and when the creature lunged at her she jumped nearly 10 feet in the air. As people on the streets screamed, Duela ran back towards the bar entrance, now almost in complete harmony with the people around her when it came to screaming.
“What the hell is that?!” Duela screamed as she was jumping over tables, and people who ran in fear. She saw the cross dresser from before run outside, and in an instance, that cross dresser was killed. Duela’s eyes were almost popping out of her face by now, she grabbed a nearby hammer for protection and looked around for Ivy once more.
“Screw the 20 questions, lets get to beating the crapsticks out of this beastie.”
The adrenaline had wiped out the drunkness. If that was even possible, and for some reason in the distance, she felt like she wasn’t the only hero/villain in Gotham about to fight all these off.
Re: WoTW: Lets get Loopy. (La Ivy) « Reply #3 on May 16, 2008, 9:57am »
Looked like twenty questions was OUT of the question. Ivy stared at her new clown associate with bemusement clear in her eyes. She chuckled quietly as she took a sip of her recently delievered drink. This was going to be one hell of a night. A drunk clown by the name of Harlequin. How typical. Apparently that name was popular and flocked to her specifically. She must have been giving off a chemical she didn't even know about for this to be. Thank you, Jason, what a doll.
As she went for another sip, she was ripped away by the babbling woman and nearly dropped the glass. Her eyes widened as she all but fell over while trying to regain her equilibrum. Hey! What are you doing?! Ivy protested loudly. She just got here! She wanted her damn drink. But no, drunk-y here wanted to go out somewhere else. Hopefully to a nice place where they could stir up some real fun if she was going to stay like this.
Or maybe she would just tie the girl up in some vi--- Door! Her mind screamed at the redhead to come to a completely halt before running through glass. And that's what she did as she pulled her hand out of Harlequin's grip. She had nearly fallen over onto one of the more colorful[literally] partons that night with the force she used to get away.
Then SMASH! RUMBLE! ... Wait ... Rumble? For the second time, green orbs widened to the size of saucers. And saucers was right. She didn't hae to walk out the door to see there was a big ugly waiting outside. A really big ugly. And ugly that was the size of Iris ... Easy. Ivy whimpered quietly, frozen to the spot. She'd take Batman any day as long as she never had to see this thing busting through the door after her new 'friend'.
Unable to speak, she nodded dumbly to Harlequin's enthusiatsic butt-kicking idea, patting herself down to find something useful. It seemed, in all the chaos and fear, her mind had up and left her leaving her to be a stupid green gal.
But she, nor her friend, needed to worry. Her vines outside were smart enough to come to the bar's aid when their mother was in trouble. They burst through after the alien and grabbed at its limbs, doing their best to restain it until Ivy gained her senses back. And thankfully, they came back quickly.
Aren't aliens the thing of myths? Don't they not ... Wait ... Nevermind. Mother Nature quickly remembered that Superman was an alien. No, they weren't myths. Shaking her head, she backed up to stand by Duela. How to you think we kill it? Glancing over, she noted the hammer and raised an eyebrow. ... Not with that.
Re: WoTW: Lets get Loopy. (La Ivy) « Reply #4 on May 17, 2008, 11:27am »
“... Not with that.”
“You don’t think it’d smash it at all? Aww…,” Duela threw the hammer across the room and watched a bit more as the monster continued wrecking havoc on the streets of Gotham. It was difficult to see exactly where it was, afte rall it was night time and the color of the alien creature had been black. Duela really only had a minute to look before the thing threw a car towards the bar (which had been completely destroyed by now.
“Hmm, it looks like something you gotta bash in the head repeatedly. You have powers, don’tcha? Why not unleash some plants on the thing?” Duela looked at Ivy once more, she didn’t seem like a happy camper. Awfully pouty. “Cheer up, lady. I bet you didn’t have this much fun with the Miss Harley. Or at least not when it came to beating up alien thingies.”
Before Ivy could really reply, Duela was off again, right out the door with her little bag of tricks. She jumped up on the edge of a nearby building, jumped off, and while airborne she threw some grenades right at the alien’s head. Unsure if it would come back up and eat her, she threw a big wad of ultra sticky gum from her mouth at the feet of the alien. “Take that biatch!”
Part of the head was slightly burned from the grenades but it looked back up at Duela. Almost as if inserting a smile right at that very moment. For once Duela wasn’t laughing or smiling at someone, it was the exact opposite. Someone had fooled her, and very few times would her bag of tricks fail.
The alien made some strange noise and the part that Duela had damaged regenerated slightly, the gum was smashed and then rubbed across the pavement, and Duela had been focused on the alien so much that she forgot that she was still in the air.
OOF!
Duela fell to the ground and got up as quickly as possible, she sort of forgot that Ivy was there to help. Or that was what she thought, for all she knew Ivy could have already run back home.
“Plant lady, do you mind helping out a bit? Get a Venus fly trap to eat the thing’s head or something?” Duela smiled as she backed up slowly, waiting for the alien to make another move.
Re: WoTW: Lets get Loopy. (La Ivy) « Reply #5 on May 26, 2008, 6:10pm »
Ivy couldn't help but take a moment to look at Duela increduously. A hammer? For something that was ten feet tall? Now an oversized mallet, like Harley's, was a whole different matter. This sucker could be taken down by that, or so she thought. But it was able to break through her vines and return to the havoc it was creating before she had tried to tie it up.
Sneering, green lips pulled back, baring teeth when Harlequin assessed the situation at had expertly. Over the head? Ya think? I was planning to go for the knee. Mother Nature thought sarcastically, running from an alien so she had a bit of room to work. Once a good distance away, she called forth some more vines, being lifted up on a pedestal of sorts. Harley and I never had to deal with aliens! She shouted at her 'friend'. If she didn't know better, Ivy would have blamed the girl for this kind of trouble.
But that was poposterous. No one person could call a race of aliens to Earth unless they were really trying. And these things didn't seem like they were all to organized other than the fact that they wanted Gotham to go down. She actually didn't really mind that buildings were starting to fall and crumble away -- it left it open for her to do her part and regrow what these people had destroyed.
But damn it, Gotham was hers to take back! With a yell, she summoned up more vines, thick as trees and as tall as three story buildings to come down and crash on the aliens. That would hopefully do a little more damage than Duela's grenades. One of the vines even took a good few wacks before picking the creature up and trying to squeeze the life out of it, crushing its bones. Though, it seemed these things were exteremely resilant.
The red head whipped around, looking for the clown girl. To be honest, Ivy didn't want her dead just yet even though she didn't seem to be the brightest in the box what with her first choice of weapon. Hey! Any luck killing one yet? She called over the screams of terror when she finally found who she had been looking for.
Before she got her answer though, the green goddes was tossed from her tower. One of the aliens had made it passed her guard of foliage and shoved at her thicket of vines hard enough for her to fall. A tree swooped down, catching its mother in its branches as the vines Ivy had been standing on overwhelmed the beast and attemted to take its life. And still, it wouldn't go down. What the hell?! These suckers wobble but don't fall down! Are these aliens some weird breed of Wibble?!
Re: WoTW: Lets get Loopy. (La Ivy) « Reply #6 on Jun 6, 2008, 3:55pm »
“What the hell?! These suckers wobble but don't fall down! Are these aliens some weird breed of Wibble?!”
“Some form of what and who?!” Duela yelled across the street to Ivy. The two were on opposite sides of the street and both seemed to be entirely confused on how to kill the alien. Duela looked around her bags for a few seconds, looking for anything that might kill it. She had packs of explosive bubblegum and that was pretty much it. She put that in her mouth, then searched around for some extra sticky gum (she had loads of the stuff. She put a wad of that in her mouth then hid behind a nearby taxi cab. She stuck the chewed gum under the car and then got in and faked the monster out as if she were driving away.
The monster screeched once more then launched itself at the car. As it picked the car up slowly, Duela jumped out and rolled away. The monster gave her a funny look then tried to set the car down.
It couldn’t.
Its hands were stuck to it with the sticky gum, a few seconds later that car would explode and if the fire didn’t kill it, the glass and blown up parts would. Duela ran away to Ivy’s side of the street and watched the monster explode with one last screech. As the chain of fire went down the body of the monster, its guys went everywhere melting most everything in sight. Civilians ran all over, hands in the air, screaming.
As the last flood of civilians ran away, the smoke from the explosion cleared. Duela was afraid of what she would see, and as it cleared, she saw an alien with gashes all over its body just lying there, looking as if it was dissolving into the ground. As the smoke was finally gone, Duela considered it dead.
“Phew! That was one heck of an adventure. Few people blew up, got crunched, dissolved into the ground, and we killed an alien. Well, I killed an alien. You stood there with this funny look on your face. Either way, good team work? I have a feeling this is the start of a great friendship and ---,” Duela was stopped by the screeching of an alien. She turned around for a minute, the alien she thought she had killed was gone and now a completely new alien was about to attack her.
SCCCRRRrrreEEEEEcccHHHHh!
“Oh shit…”
Duela looked up at the alien, it looked 10 times bigger then the alien the two just handled and looked even meaner. It didn’t look female, or male…Almost as if the two had mixed. She gulped, and this had become a whole new battle.
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Re: WoTW: Lets get Loopy. (La Ivy) « Reply #7 on Jun 12, 2008, 6:12pm »
"Faster! Faster! They're gaining on us! Hurry!"
As his hired guns sprayed clip after clip onto the police cars in pursuit, it seemed as though their aim became worse and worse after every spent bullet. "Goddamnit! Floor it! They're going to catch us if we don't lose them soon!" Edward Nygma slammed his fist down on the dashboard in frustration. In the van with him and his goons was a tied up, handcuffed Harvey Bullock. The Detective's face was badly bruised, and it was more than apparent that he had been taken against his will.
Splat! Splat!
Bloodstains appeared all over the windshield of the nearest squad car, and screaming could be heard from within the vehicle. The car continued to cruise steadily for a moment, before slowing down completely and then getting rear-ended by the officer that was driving behind it. The two unscathed police vehicles skidded to a stop, and the men inside of them scampered out, fearing for their injured comrades.
A twisted smirk formed on the Riddler's face as he watched the chaos that had been left in his wake. "Now, boys...that pile up you just made will be blocking traffic...and we have to clean up after ourselves, right?" He popped open a large, black case and pulled a grey missile launcher out of it. He snapped his finger, and the goon in the driver's seat obediently stopped the vehicle.
"As a concerned citizen, I think I'm obligated to voice my opinion on Gotham City's police department...don't you agree with me, Harv?"
Bullock frantically tried to break free of his restraints, but it was no use. They were too strong. All he could do was watch as his fellow policemen were blown to pieces. A released a few muffled words that were indecipherable due to the gag that was tightly constricted in front of his mouth. He was helpless.
"Load this thing...and then open fire. One shot will be enough...one missile." The Riddler tossed the launcher to the henchmen he was addressing, and then climbed into the back of the van, where he awaited the destruction that would ensue.
"'Ey, boss..." The thug in the driver's seat called out. "On th' radio it says that the City's under attack...somethin' about...Aliens, I think..."
"Aliens? Ha!" The Riddler laughed at what the man had just told him. "Yeah, you hear about that sort of thing quite a bit on the radio...especially on the comedy stations, you numbskull!" The entire van burst into laughter (even Bullock chuckled for a moment or two), but that laughter was soon interrupted by an piercing crash.
CraaAaaAAZzzzZiIIiNnnng.
"What the f**k was that?" One of the gang members exclaimed. The loud sound was followed by the shrill screams of the men in uniform that they had left crippled behind them. "Something's...attacking them!" The driver shouted. "Oh my God...what the hell is that?"
The creature was so far away, that the Riddler could barely see it. It had ripped up the police officers like shredded wheat, and now it seemed to be looking for someone else to terrorize.
"Hey, boss...isn't that, uh...that girl Enigma hangs out with all the time?" The thug addressing him pointed to a clown dressed in purple, who was standing next to a woman with green skin and red hair. They appeared to be in the middle of a battle with these strange creatures that had, as the radio said, overrun the city.
"I wouldn't call them the best allies, but as the Penguin often says, the enemy of my enemy is my friend...make sure all the guns are ready, boys...we're heading over there."
The driver started the vehicle, and the van zoomed over to where his fellow rogues were positioned. The Riddler could tell that this was going to be one bloody day.
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